If I was in a horrorfilm I’d die first, because I would have no idea what’s going on.

Can clearly say Vegemite is horrible! Like tryin' new stuff though.

I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She's an amazing-looking lady, and I'm a massive Barack Obama fan anyway.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.

I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient.

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me