The fans always tell me im beautiful but I always tell them that no one will ever be as beautiful as them

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.

I'm an emotional guy, so I don't have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.

I'd date a fan as long as she didn't scream in my face.

I'd rather go to sleep than find a girl.

Someone told me the smile on my face gets bigger when I play the guitar.

When I have time off, all I want to do is do nothing.