Changing is for weirdos.
I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She's an amazing-looking lady, and I'm a massive Barack Obama fan anyway.
I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.
I don't want to live up to how people expect me to be.
I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient.
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!