Sometimes, the girls hug all boys except me, and I just smile, but it hurts.
I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She's an amazing-looking lady, and I'm a massive Barack Obama fan anyway.
Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives
I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
I'd date a fan as long as she didn't scream in my face.
I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.