I'm the most carefree mo'fo' in the world.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy

I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me.

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.