I'd rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman's heart.

I don't see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying.

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

I'm not really a flirt; I just try to be myself.

Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me.

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

I can't help but look for my future wife in the crowd.