Red Bull doesn't give you wings, it just makes ya sick.
Can clearly say Vegemite is horrible! Like tryin' new stuff though.
I love with the heart not the eyes.
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
Don't mess with our fans or we'll come and find you.
I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.