My accent always works with girls. They like it, I have no idea why.

I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.

I had a friend, who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself that I'd never hurt my daughter.

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

When I have time off, all I want to do is do nothing.

I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient.

I've not actually been on too many dates.