I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.
Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think, “I am literally the luckiest person in the world.
Red Bull doesn't give you wings, it just makes ya sick.
If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.