A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
I want a girlfriend who can eat like me
I hate it when girls act stupid โcause they think itโs cute. Intelligence is sexy.
If I got a girlfriend, Iโd feed her playfully all of the time.
Don't mess with our fans or we'll come and find you.
I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I've blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I'm not even sure it counts as a kiss.