I'm the most carefree mo'fo' in the world.
I'd date a fan as long as she didn't scream in my face.
The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.
The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren't the type of girls I'd want to take home anyway.
I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie.
I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.