Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think, “I am literally the luckiest person in the world.

Do you think anybody knows that I'm Irish?

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

Sometimes, the girls hug all boys except me, and I just smile, but it hurts.

Everyone gets that second album syndrome.

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!