A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me.
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy.
I like anything that's edible.
The light's hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.
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