I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.

Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.

I've got an IQ of 40 million.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!

I'm an emotional guy, so I don't have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.

I'd rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman's heart.