A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.

We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices.

I'd rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman's heart.

I've got an IQ of 40 million.

Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.