Red Bull doesn't give you wings, it just makes ya sick.

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.

I can't help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

Age is just a number. Who cares how old the girl is that I date?

If I was in a horrorfilm I’d die first, because I would have no idea what’s going on.

I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.

I'm the most carefree mo'fo' in the world.