I'd rather go to sleep than find a girl.
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.
When you think about it, some people don't like certain things, but when it comes to music, no matter who you are, where you're from, what kind of personality you've got...everyone loves music of some sort; that's what's so epic about it.