A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
Words will be just words till you bring them to life
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.
I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.
The light's hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.
The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren't the type of girls I'd want to take home anyway.