If I got a girlfriend, Iād feed her playfully all of the time.
I want to live forever! I want to learn how to fly high!
Everyone gets that second album syndrome.
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
Do you think anybody knows that I'm Irish?