In 1994 while on weekend manoeuvres in France, I commandeered a Chieftain tank without permission of my immediate superiors. I then attempted to invade Paris. However, en route I stopped off at Disneyland, or Eurodisney as it was then called, and was subsequently apprehended on Space Mountain.

I'd like to play the voice of the Iron in the Monopoly movie.

I am a hard house freak and I don't care who knows.

I always think I could play a fantastic psychopath. I'd like to play a psycho. With a heart, you know. A caring lunatic.

I like to think I'm some savage realist.

People are not going to like everything.

It's nice to have someone write a couture character for you.