I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.

I'd like to play the voice of the Iron in the Monopoly movie.

God's greatest tragedy is the creation of mankind.

Someone once pulled me aside and said it was all right to succeed, and I realised that I knew what failure felt like, but I didn't know what success felt like. I've carried that with me ever since.

People say, 'Oh, you're famous now, so you must go to L.A.' - I don't live in L.A. now - but it's like, why wouldn't you? The weather is amazing, the film industry's there, it's a great quality of life.

I'm sure people would argue this, but I want to be different in everything I do. I don't think I've been the same in anything I've done, and I want to keep that up.

There's a difference between watching a film and watching a bit of cinema and enjoying a film as a piece of cinema.