It's no wonder we're all such a mess, is it? We're like Tom Hanks in Big. Little boys and girls trapped in adult bodies and forced to get on with it.

What harm has he ever done to you?' 'You know what harm he's done me. He offended me with his terrible taste.

So now what? What happens when words fail us?

The artistic temperament is particularly unhelpful if it is just that, with no end product.

You have to work at relationships. You can’t just walk out on them every time something goes wrong.

It's music rage, which is like road rage, only more righteous. When you get road rage, a tiny part of you knows you're being a jerk, but when you get music rage, you're carrying out the will of God, and God wants these people dead.

There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you for your baby.