But then, that was the trouble with relationships generally. They had their own temperature and there was no thermostat.

There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything.

The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.

Definitely avoid going out with ugly girls who say they want to be models. Not because they're ugly, but because they're mad".

We have one of those conversations where every thing clicks, meshes, corresponds, locks, where even our pauses, even our punctuation marks, seem to be nodding in agreement.

my friends don't seem to be friends at all but people whose phone numbers I haven't lost.

…I've had a bad week." What's happened?" Nothing's happened. I've had a bad week in my head, is all.