Definitely avoid going out with ugly girls who say they want to be models. Not because they're ugly, but because they're mad".

We get together with people because they're the same or because they're different, and in the end we split with them for exactly the same reasons.

Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) You don't know how long, though. It's not your choice.

Where would David Copperfield be if Dickens had gone to writing classes? Probably about seventy minor characters short, is where. (Did you know that Dickens is estimated to have invented thirteen thousand characters? Thirteen thousand! The population of a small town!)

If you really wanted to mess me up, you should have got to me earlier.

But then, that was the trouble with relationships generally. They had their own temperature and there was no thermostat.

I couldn’t bear to think about the proper future, so I just tried to make things better for the next twenty minutes or so, over and over again.