I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.

They're not so much fans of independent movies are they are of independent theatres. They like small theaters with a vague, septic smell. They're not wild about the newfangled theaters with the assigned seating.

In general in comedy, there are fewer people making a ton of money and a lot more people making a living. For me, the goal is just being able to make exactly the show I wanted to make.

There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.

I think my goal was just to do comedy, honestly. It still is. Whatever form that took or takes, it doesn't matter.

I feel like we have so many different ways to express ourselves now, and I relish, I feel very lucky to be doing comedy.