When I use weed creatively, I'm much better at drawing or making something or playing music. But what I do for a living is mostly performing as an actor or writing, and for those things I need to have my faculties sharp.

If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you.

Being a man of the theater and a hedonist, I find the idea of building coffins very romantic.

If I had to pick one form of acting, it would be live theater. That's where I started; that's where I became a man, I think I'm still finishing up that job.

Let's just say I can never be cast again after Ron Swanson. Then I have a life of theater and woodworking and my wife to look forward to, and that doesn't make me anything but very happy.