Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

I think all these great comforts that come from the human condition of trying to make things easier on ourselves also have these pitfalls, where things become so easy that we forget how enjoyable building a fence can be.

I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me. It's funny the way the audience really seems to want me, Nick the actor, to exhibit the same machismo as Ron Swanson.

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reason to achieve something and feel good.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.