If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter.
Nick OffermanIt's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
Nick OffermanJobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.
Nick OffermanMy wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.
Nick OffermanI don't know what it is on an elemental level, but a beard in general evokes hedonism. It's a more lush personal grooming style. It's more comfortable and cozy; it's less sharp and angular and businesslike. I feel like a beard is more Hobbit-like, even though Hobbits themselves are clean-shaven.
Nick Offerman