Whenever I have a stubborn position on something, I take a deep breath and swallow myself.

Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.

I'm enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

Shut your damn mouth.

I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.

I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago.

If I had to pick one form of acting, it would be live theater. That's where I started; that's where I became a man, I think I'm still finishing up that job.