Whenever I have a stubborn position on something, I take a deep breath and swallow myself.

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

Technically, we're all half centaur.

When I got my job on Parks, it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me.

I worked mostly in television drama for my first few years. I just kept guesting on NYPD Blues and CSI-like stuff, so when I started getting work in comedy, a lot of people in the business would say, 'Oh - I didn't know you did comedy.'

I made an executive decision in college when I learned how behind I was in the world of books, films, and music because of my rural upbringing. I really reduced the amount of time that sports took up in my life.I still have some Faulkner to get through.

I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed technology.