I'm enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed technology.

The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift.

I've split my life between a few different disciplines.