I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.
Nick OffermanIf properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.
Nick OffermanI made an executive decision in college when I learned how behind I was in the world of books, films, and music because of my rural upbringing. I really reduced the amount of time that sports took up in my life.I still have some Faulkner to get through.
Nick OffermanI spent a lot of my youth working outside in the elements, and I kind of revel in defeating tough weather.
Nick Offerman