I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed technology.

I am a saxophone player.

Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat and also in Kabuki dance and Kabuki theater.

I have a ridiculously beautiful wife who's super sexy, and as long as she's happy with me, I don't need to look in the mirror and think, "How do I stack up next to Bradley Cooper? Would Cooper rock this shirt?" Doesn't matter. He does not have your wife. You do.