Shut your damn mouth.

Technically, we're all half centaur.

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

When I hear young people today complain about being bored - and the things that keep them from being bored are generally exclusively videogames and/or computer pastimes - I just try to encourage them to go outside.

Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.

For years I drove a big Ford F250 pickup. That was my ride because two-thirds of my work was wood work, and I'm always driving up to Northern California, where I harvest salvaged trees.

The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover