No matter how you decide to spend a little more time on your gestures of giving, the point is just quite simply that you do.

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air fresheners, and sentient automobiles. But we're assholes first.

Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.

When I got my job on Parks, it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me.

It's hard to swallow when people say, "Oh my God, you're a master of something." I say, "No, I'm actually a student of that. I could turn you on to websites for 25 masters, and you'll quickly see that I am their disciple."