The key, I would say to any fledgling humorist starting out, is to make sure that sloppiness is part of your recipe. That way they come to expect fumbling and clumsiness and they say, "Oh, it must be a charming part of his personality."

I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago.

I won't read a new graphic comic novel until the writer has completed the entire series. I got burned a few times when I got turned on to a book, plowed through it only to find out the author was in the middle of writing the next.

I first read Wendell Berry's short-story collections, "Fidelity" and then "Watch with Me." They just knocked my socks off. The characters and the fellowship of the small town reminded me of my own small town in Illinois.Then I discovered that, much like J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis, that all of Berry's fiction was centered in this same town.

I come from the theater, where I got into acting because I love transforming. I love nothing more than to be unrecognizable.

Actually, I'm not super-kickass at a lot of things.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.