I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.

Always maintain the attitude of a student. If you think you've done learning, bitterness sets in, but if you have more to achieve every day, in any arena, that makes each morning's awakening full of potential and cheery portent.

I worked mostly in television drama for my first few years. I just kept guesting on NYPD Blues and CSI-like stuff, so when I started getting work in comedy, a lot of people in the business would say, 'Oh - I didn't know you did comedy.'

When I got my job on Parks, it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me.