My career is inexplicable to me. So far I've just been not getting fired despite being myself.

We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air fresheners, and sentient automobiles. But we're assholes first.

I also grew up building theatrical scenery. I spent many years building scenery as a large part of my income and that allowed me to really develop my shop skills.

I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed potato-like consistency. I add butter and hit it with chopped fresh chives at the end for an accent of color.

I am a saxophone player.

I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic.

Whenever I have a stubborn position on something, I take a deep breath and swallow myself.