We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of shoes you can order within the next 10 minutes. You have your choice of everything.
Nick OffermanIf your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Nick OffermanI'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago.
Nick OffermanWith all of the visual distraction constantly inundating us in the form of our devices and screens, I really derive a great deal of pleasure from watching the sun rise and set, admiring clouds as they change shape across the sky, watching tree leaves and blossoms undulate in the breeze....these treats foment an ocular-cleansing refreshment to my way of thinking.
Nick Offerman