I'm a very intermediate sax player, but now that Rob Lowe is on my show, I had to cop to him. Like, 'Dude your ridiculous fake sax playing [in St. Elmo's Fire] inspired me to pick up a horn.'

I've split my life between a few different disciplines.

I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!