Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: โJust be cool. Donโt be an asshole.
Nick OffermanI don't get nominated, and I have to say, I've probably gotten the greatest mass of press in my life through not getting nominated. It's definitely been a winning situation as far as I'm concerned.
Nick OffermanI awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
Nick Offerman