Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.

Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a thought maybe I had about the same subject.

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes. Whereas before you write a joke, you don't know if anybody is really touching on it or not, and you tell it onstage the next night. For joke writing it has changed things.