Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.

Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.

People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.

I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that's all you're wanted for.