To possess a good cognomen is a long way on the road of success in life.

If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

In living and in seeing other men, the heart must break or become as bronze.

Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

People are governed with the head; kindness of heart is little use in chess.