Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

I'm trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job

So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I would only have salads. And then it got so crazy as to just eating like a cracker or a cucumber a day and I would feel full

You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers

When you're tan, you feel better about yourself

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.