Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.
Don't you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down?
The USA and USSR will only agree when shrimps learn to fly.
If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen.
When I was young, I worked for a capitalist twelve hours a day and I was always tired. Now I work for myself twenty hours a day and I never get tired
Comrades! We must abolish the cult of the individual decisively, once and for all