What innocence, may I ask, is being played here when it is known that this virtuous damsel has already got a dozen illegitimate children?

Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

The USA and USSR will only agree when shrimps learn to fly.

We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.

The Americans have surrounded our country with military bases and threatened us with nuclear weapons, and now they will learn just what it feels like to have enemy missiles pointed at you; we'd be doing nothing more than giving them a little of their own medicine.

I once said, 'We will bury you,' and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.

Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!