Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.

I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time.

Don't you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down?

The one who loses his head no longer cares about his hair.