When all the world is socialist, Switzerland will have to remain capitalist, so that it can tell us the price of everything.

I don't understand the music but I certainly understand the girl singer!

If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen.

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.

Any fool can start a war, and once he's done so, even the wisest of men are helpless to stop it - especially if it's a nuclear war.

Once you pledge, don't hedge.

The Americans have surrounded our country with military bases and threatened us with nuclear weapons, and now they will learn just what it feels like to have enemy missiles pointed at you; we'd be doing nothing more than giving them a little of their own medicine.