When all the world is socialist, Switzerland will have to remain capitalist, so that it can tell us the price of everything.

Historians are dangerous and capable of turning everything upside down. They have to be watched.

No one is born a Communist... in the Soviet Union farmers keep on looking in the barn for their horses even after they have given them to the collective.

Let there be more corn and more meat and let there be no hydrogen bombs at all.

When I was young, I worked for a capitalist twelve hours a day and I was always tired. Now I work for myself twenty hours a day and I never get tired

The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.

Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.