I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house.

I feel Scottish when with English people, and when I'm with Scottish people, I realise I'm English.

If I have a gig in the evening, I get 'the doom' at about 5 P.M., when I think I'm getting flu.

Because I'm around comedians all the time, in my downtime I tend not to watch comedy. Something the whole family enjoys is 'You've Been Framed!' It satisfies all of us. It's universal, and we all laugh a lot.

I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house.

I think acting is overrated. I'm not sure I enjoyed it. You never get to write your own roles. It's wonderful for some people, but I found it nerve-wracking. I was too busy worrying that no one would give me their words to speak.

I could never be on stage on my own. But puppets can say things that humans can't say.