It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.