It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.

I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you really want is a neutral audience that isn't too harsh - a good comedy crowd - but that don't know necessarily what you're doing.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.