It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.