Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to go to art college." I didn't really know what that meant.

My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.