You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.
People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.