I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got my number, but I, ever so stupidly, and obviously thought it was one of my mates mocking about. So I was like, "Yeah, whatever." And it was him, but I even went to him, "That's not even a good Irish accent!"