I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to go to art college." I didn't really know what that meant.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.