I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.

The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.