I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
No means yes in grasshopper language.
I'm a mischievous drunk.
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.